Friday, June 17, 2011

Holy Flying Assmonkey's!!

Nothing of real value, I've just always wanted to write that. Ever had any insanely nonsensical phrases you really wanted to write in public or put in a book, just for fun? Thats one of mine. Another that goes along the same line is one that I've always sworn I would use when I write my biography. It's going to be the very first line of the very first chapter. "There I was, no shit, true story." FOr those military types, you've heard it before. Its kind of a joke, one of those "I had to walk to school uphill both ways in the snow with no shoes" type of things. Just something fun, no real value. Anyway, have an awesome weekend! "Holy cat shit Batman!!" Sory, had another one

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Shit I Hate Sunday

Shit I Hate..........Stupid people too damn lazy to do their jobs, thereby making my life hell
Shit I Hate..........Getting screwed over again and again because of the aforementioned assholes
Shit I Hate..........That I work as hard as I do for as little money as I do
Shit I Hate..........Not being near a pool after long days. I could really use it!
Shit I Hate..........Being forced into stagnation over something simple that I could fix myself, but instead have to depend on others that are completely unworthy of trust, and repeatedly fail me
Shit I Hate..........Being annoyed and pissed off enough to rant on here LOL